I just got an email of the above. It got me laughing out loud! Really funny and daring! Well, have a laugh peeps!! :D
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out!
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out!
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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5 comments:
waahhh, kejamnya...
hahahaa...
hohohoho great joke!! ;)
Hehehe yea i know! Great jokes huh! :D My fav lines:
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
AND
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
And yes Wuqing! Believe it or not, we women can be very bad a.k.a. kejam! Hehehe :P
hahahaa...
dahsyat sungguh...hehehe...
tapi bagus jugak... ;P
Hehehe :P dahsyat kan! But good tips after all kekeke :P
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