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Thursday, 8 January 2009

Ways To Turn Down UNWANTED Men!

I just got an email of the above. It got me laughing out loud! Really funny and daring! Well, have a laugh peeps!! :D

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out!

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

5 comments:

wuqing said...

waahhh, kejamnya...
hahahaa...

Princess Gizmo said...

hohohoho great joke!! ;)

Suzila A said...

Hehehe yea i know! Great jokes huh! :D My fav lines:

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

AND

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

And yes Wuqing! Believe it or not, we women can be very bad a.k.a. kejam! Hehehe :P

izz said...

hahahaa...
dahsyat sungguh...hehehe...
tapi bagus jugak... ;P

Suzila A said...

Hehehe :P dahsyat kan! But good tips after all kekeke :P

I AM AN ARIES: The Daredevil (huh??)

Energetic (yea, in many ways)

Adventurous and spontaneous (definitely)

Confident and enthusiastic (yup!)

Fun (hmm ... I should ask my friends that!)

Loves a challenge (100%)

EXTREMELY impatient (well, I hate waiting. Does that count??)

Sometimes selfish (am I??)

Short fuse; easily angered (hell yeah!)

Lively, passionate and sharp wit (hmm ... No comment!)

Outgoing (for sure!)

Lose interest quickly - easily bored (most of the time)

Egostical (in some ways; my baby says "in MANY ways" LOL!!)

Courageous and assertive (I agree!)

Tends to be physical and athletic (hmm ... Naah!!)

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